Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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