JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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