I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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