Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
You work out of a Hotel?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
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everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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