on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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