just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Best friends brother. Beat that.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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