someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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