I have demons in me.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music