i'm home, then i'll come over
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!