Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.