Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
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is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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