i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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