remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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