I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
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