Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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