just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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