I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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