yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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