Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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