all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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