Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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