Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
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Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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