two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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