I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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