defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
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drunk brunch me or lose me forever
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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