pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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