ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face