please come you make the beer taste better
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.