Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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