That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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