How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
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Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.