i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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