What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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