I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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