..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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