no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
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Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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