Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
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Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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