I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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