I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.