Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.