Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right