I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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