i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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