there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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