You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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