Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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