If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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