I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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