Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Come back. Shots need mouths.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
