there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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