my sisters under your porch take her home
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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