The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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