So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
The only downside is I can't stop skipping