Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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