she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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