we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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